Watermelon Man

Frankie found out this summer that he loves watermelon. He'd go through a big melon in a week. He couldn't get enough. We were happy to keep the fridge stocked for him. The only problem was that he'd make an awful mess eating the stuff, so we came up with a solution that kept everyone happy: strip him down and put him in the backyard with a supply of watermelon. We'd just hose him down when he was done. No fuss, no muss.